Deep thoughts and words to live by from The Skipper
Inspired by Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
I will cut back on the late night porn....ahhh who am I kidding....
I hate at the end of every season when Derek points his finger at me and says "Scott you are my idol"
.. Rob Leichtag ..
Thank GOD I never got sent off to war....I would be the first dumb ass killed....
What we really need is a sign for Gino to SLIDE
I dont get it??? Your wife is pregnant with your 1st kid and all of a sudden you sell out on your baseball team....priorities....
I need to talk with Rob about drinking Friday night and running late....
I am missing my Flux Capacitor for my DeLorean...I have a bid on ebay...If I dont get it I will use the buy it now feature....
Now that I have figured out how to fix the problem with my swing...why practice? No more socks.....
I cant believe that my Kriptonite was socks....no more socks for me here on out.
I forgot to take a dump before I came to the game...
What, you don’t like the pink martini glass with a candy cane in it?
If it makes Derek feel any better my catching hand hurts.
Talk to Doug Sitter....that guy has super sperm.....
I have come to the realization that I will not get the batting title this year.
Deal me in....
I hate at the end of every season when Derek points his finger at me and says "Scott you are my idol"
.. Rob Leichtag ..
Thank GOD I never got sent off to war....I would be the first dumb ass killed....
What we really need is a sign for Gino to SLIDE
I dont get it??? Your wife is pregnant with your 1st kid and all of a sudden you sell out on your baseball team....priorities....
I need to talk with Rob about drinking Friday night and running late....
I am missing my Flux Capacitor for my DeLorean...I have a bid on ebay...If I dont get it I will use the buy it now feature....
Now that I have figured out how to fix the problem with my swing...why practice? No more socks.....
I cant believe that my Kriptonite was socks....no more socks for me here on out.
I forgot to take a dump before I came to the game...
What, you don’t like the pink martini glass with a candy cane in it?
If it makes Derek feel any better my catching hand hurts.
Talk to Doug Sitter....that guy has super sperm.....
I have come to the realization that I will not get the batting title this year.
Deal me in....
I bruise like a peach
Do you know where I could find a Jumbo sized cup?
I think the only guaranteed spot in the line up is mine.....batting last.....woo woo
Look for the Bills to win the Super Bowl this year.....
Lesbians are nice. Fags are gross. Just wanted to clear the air
I have given up drinking the Grape G2 and moved on to the Tiger Juice -Not smoking anymore All I have to do is get my fat ass back in shape and I will be hitting the long ball like Derek.....maybe longer
Problem i have is with the triple..... My fat ass can’t run that far ...... I tried to run the bases last year.....and almost had a heart attack .....lesson learned
Pretty soon they will be talking about the Scrub's catcher that went from Single A baseball to the pro's. Don’t worry, I will remember the small people
Gino would you like to take back your last comment?
I can’t hit the ball any harder than that. (It was a ground ball to shortstop.)
... Has his head on a horsie. (What could this possibly mean? Any ideas?)
Do you know where I could find a Jumbo sized cup?
I think the only guaranteed spot in the line up is mine.....batting last.....woo woo
Look for the Bills to win the Super Bowl this year.....
Lesbians are nice. Fags are gross. Just wanted to clear the air
I have given up drinking the Grape G2 and moved on to the Tiger Juice -Not smoking anymore All I have to do is get my fat ass back in shape and I will be hitting the long ball like Derek.....maybe longer
Problem i have is with the triple..... My fat ass can’t run that far ...... I tried to run the bases last year.....and almost had a heart attack .....lesson learned
Pretty soon they will be talking about the Scrub's catcher that went from Single A baseball to the pro's. Don’t worry, I will remember the small people
Gino would you like to take back your last comment?
I can’t hit the ball any harder than that. (It was a ground ball to shortstop.)
... Has his head on a horsie. (What could this possibly mean? Any ideas?)
